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I most definitely will post pics of the house soon... but in the meantime... :)

SOME WAYS 2 MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1.at lunch time, sit in ur parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2.page urself over the intercom. dont disguise ur voice

3.everytime someone asks you 2 do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it "in"

5.Finish all ur sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

6.Order a diet water whenever u go out 2 eat--with a serious face

7.specify that ur drive-through order is "to go."

8.As often as possible, skip rather than walk

9 don t use any punctuation

10.sing along at the opera

11.go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme

12. put mosquito netting around ur work area and play tropical sounds all day

13. five days in advance, tell ur friends u cant attend their party cuz ur not in the mood

14.Have ur friends address u by ur wrestling name, Rock Bottom

15.when the money comes out of the ATM, scream "i won! i won!"

16.when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run 4 your lives, they're loose!!"